Boy

I just arrived in an luxury edition alfa romeo

It is the best car in the world

I come from playing golf

A luxury sport I might say

It even has a linux console where I can write any command I want

Like echo which is my favourite command in all of the unix systems

The current date is november first

That is a great month to do taxes

And you can do taxes using a special program called tango

It is a software suite for accountants

You can do taxes anywhere with it

Argentina Brazil Peru China India you name it

Anyway back to the november example

I can use the console in my little alfa

As I like to call my car

And input a command such as

echo Tras La Sierra shows uniform weather in november

To show a very nice message about a very nice location in Cordoba Argentina

Oh by the way il papa as italian people call him has just been elected

Leo fourteen I think

Anyway

Speaking of alfa

I just remembered a wonderful story from India of which I learned in Tras La Sierra

This was all while I was playing Kerbal Space Program

A wonderful game by the way in which the concept of delta V is very important

Oh look what a wonderful command I can input into my car unix console

echo Lima la gris es una gran ciudad y Charlie and Nito es un gran problema de mis favoritos de todos los tiempos busquenlo en SPOJ que es lo mas ese problema se lo recomende a Oscar en La Paz

I hope to see him again soon

Perhaps in July August September

Certainly I would not want to have to wait until October November December

What a nice guy Oscar is

Anyway I was saying I heard a story in Tras La Sierra

A man from Bombay wearing a very nice velvet uniform

A man who also praised my spicy Romeo by the way

That is another nickname for my car

I have many more nicknames like The Yankee Shamer

Not sure why I chose that one though but I did back when I was in Lima long time ago 

Anyway the Indian story that I want to tell you about involved a wonderful Alfa Romeo

Of course

Let me tell you the story by means of unix commands next

echo Esta es la magica historia de una sierra lejana en la que un papa vestia un uniform como le dicen los gringos para hablar en su lengua natal
echo In the sierra they danced tango and alternated languages all the time and spoke about an Alfa car
echo Por eso en honor a los habitantes de la sierra yo tambien alternare idiomas entre comandos bailando tango buscando al Oscar para explicarle del delta V para convencerlo de jugar al Kerbal al Oscar
echo In the sierra I must say that they not only danced it very well by they reverred tango with unexpected religious zealousness I would not like Oscar to face alone as tango can get very intense be careful about it Oscar lets better just play Kerbal and we will speak about delta V all day long Oscar Oh wait I am becoming crazy the longer the story runs what is going on by this point I already should have mentioned Juliett as she is the main protagonist of the story that the man in the uniform told me about in november involving tango so I better get back to telling the story instead of wasting my energy warning Oscar
echo All of these happened in November in Lima
echo Ay no me equivoque y alterne mal los idiomas mucho tango mucho spicy romeo mucho cuento loco de la India pero alla no bailan tango y el alfa de los power rangers es mejor que el auto al final que se vuelvan a Tras La Sierra

Wow I am not sure what I was rambling about there

I apologize for that I was under the effects of the magic spell of a warlock

Anyway I should present my friend Mike to you

He has just arrived from India

They do not use the normal calendar that gones like

January February March April May June July August September October November December

There in his country nonono

And I must say he is not the man in the uniform he is a different man

He is from Tas La Sierra in fact

Just like Charlie from the SPOJ problem

Whose musical songs are by no means uniform

On the contrary they are complex and showing extreme variation of styles

He is preparing for a concert in Lima now

So I will leave him alone

I will drive my little alfa once more

One more ride to Tras La Sierra

One more ride home

One more

One